How do you track an Indian nuke submarine?

It must have been a proud moment for the folks in India to learn they had a Nuclear Ballistic Missile submarine, of their own design, becoming part of their Navy. Such an accomplishment! Mahatma Gandhi would be so -flabberghasted.
You must wonder though. I imagine what sort of meals they must serve the crew on those long voyages – since they dont consume beef, they may take a page out of yesterdays US Navy and serve mystery meat. But you gotta wonder, wouldn’t the aroma of curry give away their position?
Kudos to the Indian government. Now we wait with anticipation, to see what the Pakistanis will respond with. Hindus, Muslims, and a vast overseas Call Center to handle the technical support. Now if they could only understand those thick American accents!

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