Truths, Half-truths, and Sea Stories

Acceptable Responses Of a Smart Husband  

• When your wife starts a “Bootcamp” workout, waking at 4:30 AM:

• YOU are awesome, honey!
• You are really looking good.
• I’ll get up with you…  just let me rest my eyes for a minute

• When she offers to make you a ‘kale-berry-kefir-peanut butter’ smoothie:

• Just a little one, my stomach is upset this morning
• I will have it after I walk the dogs 
• Actually, I had the leftover Quinoa in the fridge

• When she asks you to set up a TRX / workout bag in the spare bedroom: 

• I just ordered it on Amazon
• I had nothing planned on Saturday, so I put it together
• My buddy Greg is coming over tonight to bolt it to the floor
• When she says “Let’s stay home” on Valentine’s Day; you can barbecue some steaks”  
• You are the best wife in the world!
• You have cooked amazing this week, I would love to
• It would be crazy to go out tonight anyway