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Acceptable Responses Of a Smart Husband
- When your wife starts a “Bootcamp” workout, waking at 4:30 AM:
- YOU are awesome, honey!
- You are really looking good.
- I’ll get up with you… just let me rest my eyes for a minute
- When she offers to make you a ‘kale-berry-kefir-peanut butter’ smoothie:
- Just a little one, my stomach is upset this morning
- I will have it after I walk the dogs
- Actually, I had the leftover Quinoa in the fridge
- When she asks you to set up a TRX / workout bag in the spare bedroom:
- I just ordered it on Amazon
- I had nothing planned on Saturday, so I put it together
- My buddy Greg is coming over tonight to bolt it to the floor
- When she says “Let’s stay home” on Valentine’s Day; you can barbecue some steaks”
- You are the best wife in the world!
- You have cooked amazing this week, I would love to
- It would be crazy to go out tonight anyway